So it's clear that the player plays as Abraham Lincoln and that there's something involving Nazis. So let me regale you with a tale of epic proportions, which is also 100% true!
In the somewhat distant future (try 20XX) an evil neo-Nazi/KKK occult decide to ressurrect the greatest villain the world has ever known, Adolf Hitler. Once he was summoned, his castle rose out of the ground covering all of the southern continental United States. To combat this issue the United States government had resurrected several Presidents to combat him. The last known people to enter this dark castle was ex-President George W. Bush. No one has heard from him since then. Now the U.S. government tasks Nixon with finding the greatest warrior to combat Hitler.
That warrior is none other than Abraham Lincoln, the greatest president ever. Now Lincoln must infiltrate Hitler's castle, and defeat his minions including Auschwitz Man, Himmler, Dr. Mengele, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, and eventually Hitler.
Will Hitler complete his evil plans? Will Abraham be able infiltrate the castle? More importantly, will Lincoln be able to defeat Hitler and end his evil rein? Find out in The Emancipator! He WILL proclemate you!
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